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by Ellie
Yesterday, 14:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2203
Views: 154315

Re: Home $weet Home

I bought carpet at Lowe's a couple months ago even though we weren't ready to replace our upstairs carpet right then, because it was the exact color/kind I wanted on an amazing closeout deal. Unfortunately, now that I have the upstairs mostly cleaned out with furniture removed, I'm having a hard tim...
by Ellie
04 Jul 2020, 14:13
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed
Replies: 443
Views: 27967

Re: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed

In other words,
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by Ellie
04 Jul 2020, 14:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed
Replies: 443
Views: 27967

Re: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed

My impression, gleaned from quality sources like "people shitposting on Twitter about other people shitposting on Reddit" was that he was on an all-meat diet and addicted to benzos and his daughter sent him to a rehab in Russia where they took him off the drugs cold turkey and he went into a coma. B...
by Ellie
04 Jul 2020, 14:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 693
Views: 24816

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I just bought Mountain Dew Zero for the first time last week (I guess that explains where it all went -- diverted up north to the land of the Lutherans) and did not enjoy it. Every sip initially tastes like regular Dew but then a second later tastes like diet Dew. It's schizophrenic soda, I tell you!
by Ellie
04 Jul 2020, 11:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed
Replies: 443
Views: 27967

Re: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed

Did things turn out okay for him or is he still in a coma or whatever?
by Ellie
03 Jul 2020, 23:53
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 693
Views: 24816

Re: Random covid-19 observations

Oh my God, ginger Coke sounds sooooo good.

I actually really love the lime Diet Coke, even though it's true that it tastes nothing like putting a lime in a Diet Coke. It's a weird fakey taste, but one I can't get enough of.
by Ellie
03 Jul 2020, 23:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 2001
Views: 173258

Re: Towing the Lion

Criminal being interviewed in the Unsolved Mysteries reboot: "I can turn into a totally different person, the evilest, cruelest person. It's like Heckle and Jeckle."
by Ellie
30 Jun 2020, 14:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 1227
Views: 43275

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Ahhh, they even planned ahead of time and stationed their people all throughout the salons, brunch spots, and choirs.
by Ellie
30 Jun 2020, 10:06
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2660
Views: 183715

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

Holy shit, what? No!

I know this sounds like I'm trying to be funny but I was just reading his Twitter last night!
by Ellie
30 Jun 2020, 10:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9992
Views: 530963

Re: Petty annoyances

I've been watching a bunch of shows on YouTube with British survivalist Ray Mears. Last night I saw one called "the American Prairie" and got all excited because that's where I grew up and spent every day outside pretending to be Laura Ingalls. Anyway, I play the video and he's in the fucking Rocky ...
by Ellie
27 Jun 2020, 21:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 7696
Views: 406366

Re: Orange is the new President

Trump not responding to Putin's bounties on American soldiers. Is this what finally sinks the orange ship? Will Trumpers find a way to fanwank it away? Or is it serious enough to lose him his core base but some other disaster is going to come along to distract everyone before that can happen?
by Ellie
26 Jun 2020, 17:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I don't wanna see that!!!!
Replies: 2587
Views: 128712

Re: I don't wanna see that!!!!

Li'l Ringo was playing with the Xbox controller and bought us a month of HBO Max on Hulu, so I tried to find something, anything, for the kids to watch to get some use out of it, and settled on Happy Feet 2. Woof. That is a turd. First of all, in the original the main character was a baby penguin, ...
by Ellie
23 Jun 2020, 23:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 693
Views: 24816

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I cracked up at this and then realized oh shit, she's not joking.

by Ellie
20 Jun 2020, 00:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2786
Views: 205047

Re: Video Games!

dhex wrote:
19 Jun 2020, 20:39
roblox is hot garbage nonsense but 10 year olds love it to death so my house has some roblox in it.
Does your kiddo play Piggy? Mine are all obsessed with it and I don't understand and they talk about it all the time and I'm losing my will to live.
by Ellie
19 Jun 2020, 20:03
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2786
Views: 205047

Re: Video Games!

Baby Supply has been using all her one-on-one playtimes with me for playing Roblox. Mostly insipid "roleplay" games that are, like, what you'd get if you tried to buy The Sims on Wish. And she insists we play a boy and girl in love, but makes me stay in my own house and leave her alone in hers, so I...
by Ellie
18 Jun 2020, 19:27
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This Life is Absurd
Replies: 155
Views: 19463

Re: This Life is Absurd

Okay, whoever is running that Twitter is a fucking genius.
by Ellie
18 Jun 2020, 01:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 7696
Views: 406366

Re: Orange is the new President

It seems like Trump has been spending all his energy on getting reelected pretty much since he took office. If he does get a second term, what the hell is he going to do then?
by Ellie
15 Jun 2020, 16:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2203
Views: 154315

Re: Home $weet Home

Yes, interior. Most of the rooms changing color pretty significantly.

Looks like Olympic Assure isn't made anymore. I wonder what Warren's friend uses now!
by Ellie
14 Jun 2020, 12:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2203
Views: 154315

Re: Home $weet Home

Recommendations for paint brands? I've read people arguing it's worth paying for the premium stuff because it has better coverage and so you use less overall and the price ends up about the same. But I don't know if I buy that. There's a 30% off sale at Sherwin Williams through tomorrow so I'm tryin...
by Ellie
08 Jun 2020, 23:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Replies: 4064
Views: 302461

Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie

I SEE PAWS <3
by Ellie
08 Jun 2020, 21:58
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9992
Views: 530963

Re: Petty annoyances

Well, that tracks with my troublesome fruit flies that have never been attracted to conventional recipes. Of course the only thing that would work for them is the weird stuff no other flies want
by Ellie
08 Jun 2020, 19:18
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9992
Views: 530963

Re: Petty annoyances

We're having a worse than usual year for fruit flies too, especially in our bathroom. These worked amazing (until Li'l Ringo poured the liquid out -- no homemade concoction of vinegar or juice has had close to the same results). https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JIRNEQW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_rCS3Eb8EMW23Y
by Ellie
05 Jun 2020, 22:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Art and art-like things
Replies: 56
Views: 6107

Re: Art and art-like things

by Ellie
05 Jun 2020, 22:16
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 420
Views: 51145

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Some of you sick fucks will probably enjoy this story. I obviously think nature is horrible and want to move to the moon ASAP

by Ellie
05 Jun 2020, 09:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: It doesn't matter if you're black or white
Replies: 412
Views: 27685

Re: It doesn't matter if you're black or white

if I see one more person arguing that the phrase "peanut gallery" is racist in origin, my head is going to explode right off my neck stump*

* I was dictating this and Google voice keyboard rendered it "right off my next dump" :lol: