Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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We can send a man to the moon, but we can't make a calorie-free, equally tasty donut.

I AM DISSAPOINT, SCIENCE.
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Orange is the New President
--Stevo
"saying 'socialism' where normies can hear it is wrapping a bunch of barbed wire around a bat, handing the bat to the GOP, and standing with your head in the strike zone."
--Lunchstealer
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck." -tio

*plays Taps for a great sig line that did its duty long and well*
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Wow, it's an honor. Those are some big sig line shoes to fill.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Chris Christie won't get a callback for the curator position at the Trump Library, but he'll jump at the part-time night security post they offer him.
--Hugh Akston
"saying 'socialism' where normies can hear it is wrapping a bunch of barbed wire around a bat, handing the bat to the GOP, and standing with your head in the strike zone."
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Because there is a programmatically correct feels limit of 255 chars for a sig: :( :( :( :( :(
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Even though the election is over, it is still a good one:
All I see is a malformed penis about to fuck us all. - Painboy
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"Hmm, that sounded grosser than expected." -Mo
"It's like a tsunami of cringe." -Sandy

Two great ones!
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Haiyaaa! Karate.
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"They're gestating my next wife as we speak. Yes, I order Russian axolotl tank brides. That's because I'm smart."
--Eric the 0.5b
"saying 'socialism' where normies can hear it is wrapping a bunch of barbed wire around a bat, handing the bat to the GOP, and standing with your head in the strike zone."
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A virus called freedom, motherfucker. - tio
Government is just another word for the hospital we choose to bomb together. - nicole

Great ones. I will be stealing Nicole's repeatedly.
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"Holy shit. I always thought the federalist was a doctrinaire libertarian org. I had no idea they were an improv comedy troupe."
--dhex

"We don't want that airfield broke, we want it woke."
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"saying 'socialism' where normies can hear it is wrapping a bunch of barbed wire around a bat, handing the bat to the GOP, and standing with your head in the strike zone."
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Gushing adoration of anything is unseemly. Approval may be indicated by a barely perceptible incline of ones head. Disapproval is indicated by the lack thereof. - Hugh
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Hate to retire this one, but it's had a long run.
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"The Syrian airstrike = Operation Theranos. An expensive pinprick, hyped by clueless & derided by experts, whose failure means more blood."
--Somebody on Twitter
"saying 'socialism' where normies can hear it is wrapping a bunch of barbed wire around a bat, handing the bat to the GOP, and standing with your head in the strike zone."
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*jumps up and down* I feel so honored! Really!
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Ellie, as much as I love you, the new one was too awesome to pass up.

RIP:
David Brooks would pop out from behind a potted plant and shepherd the adults to a Mexican restaurant down the road.
--Ellie
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"What investor would invest $150m into @theranos?!"

"That guy who has a nail in his prefrontal cortex would, if he weren't in line to become the White House Spokesman."
--Shem
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"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
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Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night

I am trying to figure out what sex act this is and am drawing a blank.
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Ellie wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 12:41
"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
Ever since you posted that on facebook, I keep wondering if I'm the only person who gets Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night.
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I'm assuming this is a reference to what happens when you try to grow zucchini (and inevitably succeed)?
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Jadagul wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:08 I'm assuming this is a reference to what happens when you try to grow zucchini (and inevitably succeed)?
You succeed... until the zucchini borers mercifully end the season for you.
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