Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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I love zucchini. I do a mean baked zucchini cake.
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Highway wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:02
Ellie wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 12:41
"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
Ever since you posted that on facebook, I keep wondering if I'm the only person who gets Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night.
I do not get "Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night."

Before you tell me, please tell me if I want to get it.
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Aresen wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:50
Highway wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:02
Ellie wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 12:41
"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
Ever since you posted that on facebook, I keep wondering if I'm the only person who gets Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night.
I do not get "Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night."

Before you tell me, please tell me if I want to get it.
If you grow zucchini, you tend to produce a lot of zucchini. Zucchini is exceptionally easy to grow. You decide to do a little gardening, and come August you have ten pounds of zucchini.

You cook the zucchini. This is why you grew it, right? You eat three pounds of zucchini in a week. Everything you make is 50% zucchini. Your family tells you that if they see one more zucchini they will be driven into a homicidal rage and bludgeon you to death with it.

You offer it to your friends. They accept. Then you offer them more. Some of them accept. Their families also develop post-traumatic stress disorder associated with zucchini. You give away ten pounds of zucchini. You thought that was all you had. You have more.

You find yourself begging other people to take your zucchini. You can have it for free! Do you know anyone who wants zucchini? They can have it! Look at it, it's delicious! This last statement would be more convincing without the manic desperation in your eyes.

Finally, no one will take your zucchini any more. You have twenty pounds of zucchini left. You don't know how this happened. You can't waste it, but no one wants it. You snap.

You load the zucchini into your car. You drive around the neighborhood, and at every unattended house you sneak up to the front porch and leave as much zucchini as you can fit in front of the door.

By the end of the night, the zucchini is gone. You are clean. You are free.

You go home. Sitting on your kitchen table is a bowl of zucchini.
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Jadagul wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:56
Aresen wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:50
Highway wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:02
Ellie wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 12:41
"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
Ever since you posted that on facebook, I keep wondering if I'm the only person who gets Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night.
I do not get "Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night."

Before you tell me, please tell me if I want to get it.
If you grow zucchini, you tend to produce a lot of zucchini. Zucchini is exceptionally easy to grow. You decide to do a little gardening, and come August you have ten pounds of zucchini.

You cook the zucchini. This is why you grew it, right? You eat three pounds of zucchini in a week. Everything you make is 50% zucchini. Your family tells you that if they see one more zucchini they will be driven into a homicidal rage and bludgeon you to death with it.

You offer it to your friends. They accept. Then you offer them more. Some of them accept. Their families also develop post-traumatic stress disorder associated with zucchini. You give away ten pounds of zucchini. You thought that was all you had. You have more.

You find yourself begging other people to take your zucchini. You can have it for free! Do you know anyone who wants zucchini? They can have it! Look at it, it's delicious! This last statement would be more convincing without the manic desperation in your eyes.

Finally, no one will take your zucchini any more. You have twenty pounds of zucchini left. You don't know how this happened. You can't waste it, but no one wants it. You snap.

You load the zucchini into your car. You drive around the neighborhood, and at every unattended house you sneak up to the front porch and leave as much zucchini as you can fit in front of the door.

By the end of the night, the zucchini is gone. You are clean. You are free.

You go home. Sitting on your kitchen table is a bowl of zucchini.
Any person armed with zucchini approaching my porch next August 8 will be presumed hostile and be dealt with under the provisions of "stand your ground."
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so just to be clear this holiday has nothing to do with titty fucking?
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I mean, it could, if you tried hard enough, but that's true of any holiday.
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Jadagul wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:56
Aresen wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:50
Highway wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 19:02
Ellie wrote: 23 Aug 2017, 12:41
"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
Ever since you posted that on facebook, I keep wondering if I'm the only person who gets Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night.
I do not get "Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night."

Before you tell me, please tell me if I want to get it.
If you grow zucchini, you tend to produce a lot of zucchini. Zucchini is exceptionally easy to grow. You decide to do a little gardening, and come August you have ten pounds of zucchini.

You cook the zucchini. This is why you grew it, right? You eat three pounds of zucchini in a week. Everything you make is 50% zucchini. Your family tells you that if they see one more zucchini they will be driven into a homicidal rage and bludgeon you to death with it.

You offer it to your friends. They accept. Then you offer them more. Some of them accept. Their families also develop post-traumatic stress disorder associated with zucchini. You give away ten pounds of zucchini. You thought that was all you had. You have more.

You find yourself begging other people to take your zucchini. You can have it for free! Do you know anyone who wants zucchini? They can have it! Look at it, it's delicious! This last statement would be more convincing without the manic desperation in your eyes.

Finally, no one will take your zucchini any more. You have twenty pounds of zucchini left. You don't know how this happened. You can't waste it, but no one wants it. You snap.

You load the zucchini into your car. You drive around the neighborhood, and at every unattended house you sneak up to the front porch and leave as much zucchini as you can fit in front of the door.

By the end of the night, the zucchini is gone. You are clean. You are free.

You go home. Sitting on your kitchen table is a bowl of zucchini.
I hear grapefruit is like that too. Like a grapefruit tree grows an unreasonable amount of grapefruit (even if you like it). My friend who has a grapefruit tree said that food banks won't accept them because if they did, their warehouse space would be all grapefruit.
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Time for something new.

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Hey, I just realized my actions caused me to lose my place in your sig! Sure shot myself in the foot, there.

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Thanks, Jake. That's pretty Jake.

Thanks, Ellie.
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holy shit there will never be an end until the sweet release of death (as dictated by the death panels, natch) - lunch
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