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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Eric the .5b » 03 Sep 2018, 17:55

Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 16:01
The Bible would have been sooooo much better if Stan Lee had written it.
Pfft. Philistine.

Jack Kirby or GFTO.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Aresen » 03 Sep 2018, 18:15

Eric the .5b wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 17:55
Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 16:01
The Bible would have been sooooo much better if Stan Lee had written it.
Pfft. Philistine.

Jack Kirby or GFTO.
To each his own, but the prayers to St. Hulk to SMASH would have been great.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Shem » 04 Sep 2018, 17:29

Eric the .5b wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 17:55
Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 16:01
The Bible would have been sooooo much better if Stan Lee had written it.
Pfft. Philistine.

Jack Kirby or GFTO.
For writing?

I actually thought Garth Ennis already wrote the Old Testament.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Eric the .5b » 04 Sep 2018, 18:27

Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 18:15
Eric the .5b wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 17:55
Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 16:01
The Bible would have been sooooo much better if Stan Lee had written it.
Pfft. Philistine.

Jack Kirby or GFTO.
To each his own, but the prayers to St. Hulk to SMASH would have been great.
Well, textural analysis by scholars would probably indicate he wrote those, anyway. :D

And his depiction of Jesus vs. the moneylenders would be pretty cool.

(And really, given that spread is pages 2 and 3 of a comic, with the setup being a standing OMAC being told to leave by some private security goons, Kirby would have been perfect for the abrupt violence and other craziness of the Bible.)
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Aresen » 04 Sep 2018, 22:22

Eric the .5b wrote:
04 Sep 2018, 18:27
Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 18:15
Eric the .5b wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 17:55
Aresen wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 16:01
The Bible would have been sooooo much better if Stan Lee had written it.
Pfft. Philistine.

Jack Kirby or GFTO.
To each his own, but the prayers to St. Hulk to SMASH would have been great.
Well, textural analysis by scholars would probably indicate he wrote those, anyway. :D

And his depiction of Jesus vs. the moneylenders would be pretty cool.

(And really, given that spread is pages 2 and 3 of a comic, with the setup being a standing OMAC being told to leave by some private security goons, Kirby would have been perfect for the abrupt violence and other craziness of the Bible.)
The depiction of Samson slaying 10,000 with the jawbone of Trump would have been epic.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Ellie » 01 Oct 2018, 01:18

David read me Patton's speech to the Third Army, and I don't know if I'm more in love with, "I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls" or "We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."
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Post by Warren » 01 Oct 2018, 10:06

Ellie wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 01:18
David read me Patton's speech to the Third Army, and I don't know if I'm more in love with, "I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls" or "We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."
I'm gonna haff to go with "enemy's balls". How many Hun cocksuckers can you fit in a bushel-fucking-basket anyway?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by JD » 01 Oct 2018, 17:16

Ellie wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 01:18
David read me Patton's speech to the Third Army, and I don't know if I'm more in love with, "I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls" or "We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."
The book I'm reading has a fair number of mentions of Patton (since the 95th Division was attached to his Third Army), and while I don't have the book in front of me, a couple of quotes attributed to him were along the lines of (spoken to some soldiers who'd recently been in combat), "The Germans you met today are good Germans. They are good Germans because they are dead Germans, and they cannot reproduce."
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Post by Painboy » 01 Oct 2018, 17:30

JD wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 17:16
Ellie wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 01:18
David read me Patton's speech to the Third Army, and I don't know if I'm more in love with, "I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls" or "We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."
The book I'm reading has a fair number of mentions of Patton (since the 95th Division was attached to his Third Army), and while I don't have the book in front of me, a couple of quotes attributed to him were along the lines of (spoken to some soldiers who'd recently been in combat), "The Germans you met today are good Germans. They are good Germans because they are dead Germans, and they cannot reproduce."
Patton was never much for nuance.

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Post by Kolohe » 01 Oct 2018, 18:31

Warren wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 10:06
Ellie wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 01:18
David read me Patton's speech to the Third Army, and I don't know if I'm more in love with, "I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls" or "We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."
I'm gonna haff to go with "enemy's balls". How many Hun cocksuckers can you fit in a bushel-fucking-basket anyway?
You don't need an exact answer; just use something close enough - a Hun sucker proxy.
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Post by Highway » 04 Oct 2018, 10:07

In an article on Slate about London "Basement Wars", where rich people in posh neighborhoods complain to stop their rich neighbors from building gigantic basement complexes:
“There’s a kind of polite racism going on here,” observed Roger Burrows, the professor of cities at Newcastle University who undertook the study of West London basements. “The people who have been complaining the most are what we call the merely wealthy—it’s a battle between the haves and the have-yachts. There’s an awful lot of snobbery, because these things are very vulgar.”
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Post by lunchstealer » 27 Oct 2018, 01:53

“They’ve found the bomber’s vanifesto.”
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Post by Mo » 21 Nov 2018, 09:07

This is a high quality comment.
Josh Barro wrote:(I should note — when we talk about how New York “used to be better,” we mostly mean that we used to be younger. Unfortunately, this problem cannot be addressed through a rent-control policy or any other public policy. But I digress.)
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Post by Warren » 21 Nov 2018, 09:53

Mo wrote:
21 Nov 2018, 09:07
This is a high quality comment.
Josh Barro wrote:(I should note — when we talk about how New York “used to be better,” we mostly mean that we used to be younger. Unfortunately, this problem cannot be addressed through a rent-control policy or any other public policy. But I digress.)
I recently heard someone say that NYC use to be better before Uber ruined the subway. I was all "bwaaa?" But now it makes sense.
Although, several years ago this same person moved from NYC to LA and bitched about the public transportation because it consisted of "a thousand busses". So apparently she has some genuine affection for the subway.

Full disclosure. The few times I've passed through NYC, reinforced my inclination to avoid/flee as fast as possible. I've never ridden the subway.
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Post by dhex » 21 Nov 2018, 10:56

The subway system has gotten notably worse in the past ten years.
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Post by Mo » 21 Nov 2018, 18:49

It's basically since Sandy flooded the whole fucking place and fucked up the signals.
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Post by JasonL » 21 Nov 2018, 18:53

Dammit sandy

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JasonL wrote:
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Dammit sandy
I never did like the guy.

What are we talking about?
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Post by Aresen » 09 Dec 2018, 22:06

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Post by Aresen » 06 Jan 2019, 10:40

Lachowsky at H&R wrote:Cops are like a box of chocolates.

They will kill your dog.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 06 Jan 2019, 16:44

Lachowsky wrote: Cops are like a box of chocolates.

They will kill your dog.
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Bad form sport
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Nate Jackson wrote:The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint. You had New York Giants pajamas as a kid, not Birmingham Whateverthefucks.
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Post by dead_elvis » 28 May 2019, 18:49

my lovely wife, in a stern voice while menacingly shoving a spoon in my face wrote:"well then, here, GAG ON THE SPOON OF KNOWLEDGE"
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