The Right Way to View Competing Political Horrors

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Rachel wrote: 30 Jan 2021, 12:43
Mo wrote: 30 Jan 2021, 08:24 Why are conspiracy theories so stupid? Why the fuck would the Rothschilds use a space laser instead of paying a hobo to do it with a gas can and matches?
Why do you think Jews are incapable of using space lasers? Do you secretly hate Jews?
Judging from the composition of the fiziks community, I'd say it would be impossible to have space lasers without Jews.
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Rachel wrote: 30 Jan 2021, 12:43
Mo wrote: 30 Jan 2021, 08:24 Why are conspiracy theories so stupid? Why the fuck would the Rothschilds use a space laser instead of paying a hobo to do it with a gas can and matches?
Why do you think Jews are incapable of using space lasers? Do you secretly hate Jews?
I think he's skeptical of Jews paying $2.5 billion for something they could get for $20.
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thoreau wrote: 29 Jan 2021, 15:19 The solution to Jewish space lasers is Arab space sprinklers. I live in wildfire country and we need rain.
TBF you need to be setting controlled fires every single time there's a strong chance of rain in the forecast. Or just every two weeks forever.
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The only real mistake is insufficient cynicism.

“When I say ‘experts’ in air quotes, it sounds like I’m saying I don’t really trust the experts,” Gov. Andrew Cuomo said of pandemic policies. “Because I don’t.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/01/nyre ... -quit.html
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JasonL wrote: 01 Feb 2021, 09:27 The only real mistake is insufficient cynicism.
This is always correct
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Whomever is whispering in his moronic ear that he can become president is doing next level lulz. We could power the Jewish space lasers with his self regard.
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I just hope Cuomo's brand of idiocy doesn't become standard in the Democratic party, the way multiple forms of idiocy [climate change denial, covid denial, evolution denial, Q-Anon-level batshit conspiracy theorism] have become standard in the GOP. We need at least ONE of our two major parties to embrace overall acknowledgement of reality.
Jennifer wrote: 29 Jan 2021, 15:11 Once upon a time, I thought "manmade climate change is a hoax" was the Republicans' single stupidest climate-related idea.

That was before Marjorie Taylor Greene told everybody that wildfires are caused by secret Jewish space lasers.
Greene's fellow Republicans were so appalled by her behavior, they put her on the House Education Committee. Maybe she can get the Protocols of the Elders of Zion added to school reading lists.
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Jennifer wrote: 01 Feb 2021, 15:10 I just hope Cuomo's brand of idiocy doesn't become standard in the Democratic party, the way multiple forms of idiocy [climate change denial, covid denial, evolution denial, Q-Anon-level batshit conspiracy theorism] have become standard in the GOP. We need at least ONE of our two major parties to embrace overall acknowledgement of reality.
Jennifer wrote: 29 Jan 2021, 15:11 Once upon a time, I thought "manmade climate change is a hoax" was the Republicans' single stupidest climate-related idea.

That was before Marjorie Taylor Greene told everybody that wildfires are caused by secret Jewish space lasers.
Greene's fellow Republicans were so appalled by her behavior, they put her on the House Education Committee. Maybe she can get the Protocols of the Elders of Zion added to school reading lists.
She should at least get it admitted without objection to the Congressional Record.
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